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アメリカのアップルのサイトのトップページを使って公開してるMacのキャンペーン動画。
おじさんビルゲイツ風のPCさんと若いイケメンのジョブズ風の二人のかけあいで、面白そうなこと言ってるのは伝わるけど、やっぱ英語じゃ何言ってるのかわかんない。なので、スクリプトを見つけました。
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Viruses編。

Mac: “Hello, I’m a Mac.”
PC: “And I’m a PC.” (sneezes)
Mac: “Gesundheit, you ok?”
PC: “No, I’m not ok. I have that virus that’s going around.”
Mac: “Oh, yeah.”
PC: “You better stay back, this one’s a doosy.”
Mac: “That’s ok. I’ll be fine”
PC: “No, no, do not be hero. Last year there were 114,000 known viruses for PCs.”
Mac: “PCs… not Macs.”
PC: “I think I gotta crash.” (falls over)
Mac: “If you think that’ll help…

Restarting編。

Mac: “Hello, I’m a Mac.”
PC: “Hello, I’m a PC.”
Mac: “We have a lot in common these days.”
Both: “We both run Microsoft Office.”
PC: “We share files. It’s great. We just get along―” (freezes)
Mac: “PC! Woop-oh! Ok.”
PC: “Hi, I’m a PC.”
Mac: “Ok. We’re past that. We’ve moved beyond.”
PC: “Yeah, I had to restart there. You know how it is.”
Mac: “No, actually, I don’t.” (laughs)
PC: “Oh, what. Macs don’t have to―” (freezes)
Mac: “Had him, then we lost him. I’m going to go get IT. Keep an eye on him.” (walks off)

Better編。

Mac: “Hello, I’m a Mac.”
PC: “And I’m a PC. You know, we use a lot of the same kinds of programs.”
Mac: “Yeah, like Microsoft Office.”
PC: “But we retain a lot of what makes us, us.”
Mac: “You should see what this guy can do with a spreadsheet. It’s insane.”
PC: (laughs) “Shucks.”
Mac: “Yeah, and he knows I’m better at life stuff, like music, pictures, movies, stuff like that.”
PC: “Woo-woo-woo. What exactly do you mean by ‘better’?”
Mac: “By better, I mean building a website or photo book is easy for me. And for you, it’s not.”
PC: “Oh, that kind of better. I was thinking of the other kind.”
Mac: (offscreen) “What other kind?”

iLife編。

Mac: “Hello, I’m a Mac.”
PC: “And I’m a PC.” (jamming with iPod)
Mac: “Oh, hey… iPod, nice.”
PC: “Yeah, just a little something to hold my slowjams.”
Mac: “Oh yeah?”
PC: “And it works so seemlessly with iTunes.”
Mac: “You should check out iMovie, iPhoto, iWeb because they all work like iTunes. You know, iLife. It comes on every Mac.”
PC: “i-L-i-f-e. Well, I-I have some very cool apps that are bundled with me.”
Mac: “Well, like what?”
PC: “Calculator.”
Mac: “That’s cool. Anything else?”
PC: “Clock.”
Mac: “Sounds like hours of fun… (offscreen) or at least minutes.”

Network編。

Mac: “Hello, I’m a Mac.”
PC: “And I’m a PC. We’ve got a little network going here. And ti was very easy to set up.”
Mac: “We speak each other’s language.”
PC: “We share an internet internet connection. There are all sorts of things we do…” (enter girl) “…to-ge-ther. Who now? Who’s this?”
Mac: “Oh, this is that new digital camera from Japan. Just came out.” (exchanges Japanese with girl)
PC: “Wait-wait-wait. You speak her language?”
Mac: “Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Everything just kind of works with a Mac.” (exchanges Japanese & giggles with girl)
PC: “Bonjourno. Hello?”

WSJ編。

Mac: “Hello, I’m a Mac.”
PC: “And I’m a PC.”
PC: “What are you reading?”
Mac: “Just the Wall Street Journal. It’s nothing. Oh no no… PC, you know what…”
PC: “Oh, it’s a review of you.”
Mac: “Don’t-don’t read it.”
PC: “Oh, it’s from Walt Mossberg, one of the most respected technology experts on the planet. Apparently, you are the finest desktop PC on the market at any price. Very nice.”
Mac: “It’s just one man’s opinion.”
PC: “I actually got a great review this morning too. And they said I was awesome.”
Mac: “Good for you.”
PC: “And so we are the same.”
Mac: “Yeah, what was that in?”
PC: “The, um, awesome, awesome computer review weekly journal.”